Post by grimunk on May 28, 2014 0:36:16 GMT -8
1. I have read and agree to Total Recoil's Code of Conduct
Yes
2. What games do you intend to play with TXR?
I intend to play PS2. I do play MechWarrior online as well, any members here play?
3. What are your in-game names/handles?
grimunk, unless it's vanu or NC, in which case it's anagrams or permutations on grimunk. I'm not very clever.
4. How did you first hear about us? Which current member, if any, referred you?
I heard about TXR by being part of TXR since 2012. One night I had so much to drink I join an XPIV squad. It sucked so bad I quit. Then I realized that I was still part of the XPIV squad, just no longer part of TXR.
5. What other outfits/clans have you been a part of? Will you retain your membership there? Why or why not?
TXR. I would retain membership with TXR but I have lost it. It is for that reason I'm applying for TXR.
6. What made you decide to apply to Total Recoil?
I heard that TXR was liberal about alcohol consumption during ops. Given my recent experience, I may not agree with this point of view. However, I'm alcoholic, and am likely to chance my mind on that in 3.... 2.... 1....
7. What do you expect from Total Recoil?
I expect shenanigans. Max crashes are passe. Max foot zergs are passe. It's time for lib zergs.
8. How old are you? (Applications without a specified age will not be reviewed.)
I'm older than toasterover. I'm definitely older than most of TXR. Yet apparently I can't hold my booze as well as I should.
9. Tell us a joke!
So a dude was going to prom. After a long wait for his gown, a long wait through the ceremony to finish, he asked the hottest check as school, and she said yes (also she had tig ol' bitties).
He had to get a tux. There was a massive lineup. He waited, and waited. Two hours later, he was getting fitted, and they found his size. Relieved, he left. Next, he had to get a limo. No matter where he looked, other grads were lined up. He ended up waiting for several hours in line for the limo. He managed. He was ready.
He arrived at his date's house. She's wasn't ready yet, but "would be down soon". He waited - under the watchful unflinching gaze of hit date's father he waited, sweating under his hard earned bow-tie. She finally came downstairs, dressed to the nines, bouncing all the way down. He was breathless, and they set off.
They arrive at the prom and he realizes he forgot his invitation. They get shuffled to the "other" line. They wait almost 20 minutes before they get to the front of the line, and the teacher designated to check them recognizes both of them. They finally get in.
They dance for awhile, and she says that she's parched, and needs some punch. He heads off, and is happy to see that, for once, there is no punchline.
10. Sum up the code of conduct in your own words.
Don't be a dick, unless it's to Changes. That guy is a literal penis.
11. Please suggest a date and time for you to come into TeamSpeak and verify your voice comms with one of our officers.
I would suggest a random time of the universe's choosing, because I think I am already verified, so really the effort level require is pretty close to, if not exactly at, zero.
