Post by Thurzday on Feb 19, 2014 0:16:03 GMT -8
I have read and agree to this: Thurzday
1) What game(s) do you intend to play with TXR?
Planetside 2
2) What are your in-game names/handles?
Thurzday(TR)/Foxar(NC)
3) How did you first hear about us? Which current member, if any, referred you?
No referral, just saw a calling all pilots post in the recruitment forums.
4) What other outfits/clans have you been a part of? Will you retain your membership there? Why or why not?
Never been in an outfit before. That ultimately led to me getting bored and quitting 6-8 months ago. I'd like to try outfit life.
5) What made you decide to apply to Total Recoil?
I'd like to find a good air unit I can fly with and learn from, and you guys were looking for pilots. Seemed like a good fit.
6) What do you expect from Total Recoil?
WorldPeace Domination
Jk. I'd like to learn from great pilots and experience how rewarding organized play in PS2 can really be.
7) How old are you? (Applications without a specified age will not be reviewed.)
25
8) Tell us a joke!
Ahhh... the ole sense of humor test.
Mine is a bit more crass than this joke, but I like it regardless.
Two penguins are in a bathtub. Idk what they are doing there. I suppose we are to assume they are bathing, although the joke never specifies. For the sake of being original, let's say they are cleaning the tub. Now this enlightenment begs the question why are they cleaning the tub. Well, we don't know that either. Perhaps its their job, perhaps they are in trouble with momma penguin and are being punished, or maybe they had a wild party and the tub was in desperate need of some elbow grease. In order to keep the story flowing, I'll just let you know that they aren't happy about cleaning this tub. Anyways, to help pass the time Penguin #1 makes an attempt at small talk. His name isn't really Penguin #1. It could be anything. Harry, Dave, Jeff, Sam, Larry, Stewart... who knows. And lets not be racially insensitive here. After all penguins are both black AND white. His name could even be Darnell, Tyreese, Treyvon... Maybe not Treyvon... Maurice, Andre, Tyrone... Maybe he's Jewish... I digress. We'll stick with Neil for now. Penguin #1 will hence forth be known as Neil. So like I said, Neil began making small talk to Penguin #2. Penguin #2 will forever be known as Penguin #2 in order to avoid any naming confusion that may arise. So Neil makes small talk. Penguin #2 does not sate Neil's insufferable boredom by participating in his feeble attempt at connecting on a verbal level. Neil is undeterred be Penguin #2's obstinance and asks him to relinquish the bar of soap he is using. Penguin #2 simple replies, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"
I may have just made all of that up on the spot. If you thought it was stupid, then I heard it from my adopted step sister.
9) Sum up the code of conduct in your own words.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me.
10) Please suggest a date and time for you to come into TeamSpeak and verify your voice comms with one of our officers.
I am Central timezone. So for EPT, I am around usually between 20:00-0:00
I look forward to hearing from you all!
(Seriously, don't let that shitty joke deter you...)
1) What game(s) do you intend to play with TXR?
Planetside 2
2) What are your in-game names/handles?
Thurzday(TR)/Foxar(NC)
3) How did you first hear about us? Which current member, if any, referred you?
No referral, just saw a calling all pilots post in the recruitment forums.
4) What other outfits/clans have you been a part of? Will you retain your membership there? Why or why not?
Never been in an outfit before. That ultimately led to me getting bored and quitting 6-8 months ago. I'd like to try outfit life.
5) What made you decide to apply to Total Recoil?
I'd like to find a good air unit I can fly with and learn from, and you guys were looking for pilots. Seemed like a good fit.
6) What do you expect from Total Recoil?
World
Jk. I'd like to learn from great pilots and experience how rewarding organized play in PS2 can really be.
7) How old are you? (Applications without a specified age will not be reviewed.)
25
8) Tell us a joke!
Ahhh... the ole sense of humor test.
Mine is a bit more crass than this joke, but I like it regardless.Two penguins are in a bathtub. Idk what they are doing there. I suppose we are to assume they are bathing, although the joke never specifies. For the sake of being original, let's say they are cleaning the tub. Now this enlightenment begs the question why are they cleaning the tub. Well, we don't know that either. Perhaps its their job, perhaps they are in trouble with momma penguin and are being punished, or maybe they had a wild party and the tub was in desperate need of some elbow grease. In order to keep the story flowing, I'll just let you know that they aren't happy about cleaning this tub. Anyways, to help pass the time Penguin #1 makes an attempt at small talk. His name isn't really Penguin #1. It could be anything. Harry, Dave, Jeff, Sam, Larry, Stewart... who knows. And lets not be racially insensitive here. After all penguins are both black AND white. His name could even be Darnell, Tyreese, Treyvon... Maybe not Treyvon... Maurice, Andre, Tyrone... Maybe he's Jewish... I digress. We'll stick with Neil for now. Penguin #1 will hence forth be known as Neil. So like I said, Neil began making small talk to Penguin #2. Penguin #2 will forever be known as Penguin #2 in order to avoid any naming confusion that may arise. So Neil makes small talk. Penguin #2 does not sate Neil's insufferable boredom by participating in his feeble attempt at connecting on a verbal level. Neil is undeterred be Penguin #2's obstinance and asks him to relinquish the bar of soap he is using. Penguin #2 simple replies, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"
I may have just made all of that up on the spot. If you thought it was stupid, then I heard it from my adopted step sister.
9) Sum up the code of conduct in your own words.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me.
10) Please suggest a date and time for you to come into TeamSpeak and verify your voice comms with one of our officers.
I am Central timezone. So for EPT, I am around usually between 20:00-0:00
I look forward to hearing from you all!
(Seriously, don't let that shitty joke deter you...)
