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Post by Pencil Stick on Dec 9, 2013 18:16:44 GMT -8
Stolen from reddit, but I want to hear TXR's answers.
You are in a duel, your opponent is unknown. Weapon choice is yours, but your opposition receives the exact same weapon. What do you chose?
Feel free to critique someone else's answer by suggesting an opponent on which the proposed strategy will backfire.
Don't steal your answers from the reddit thread. The top response was "One of my opponent's kidneys", which is clever, but you should do something substantially different.
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Post by colonelcuddles on Dec 9, 2013 18:33:28 GMT -8
7 story tall mech suits in a heavily populated down town tokyo.
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Post by FortySixandTwo on Dec 9, 2013 18:46:33 GMT -8
One of my opponent's kidneys
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Post by Laistrogian on Dec 9, 2013 18:54:52 GMT -8
one of my opponent's balls, frozen and used as a pellet for a snowball gun fight
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Post by lupinscroll on Dec 9, 2013 19:23:47 GMT -8
the new frost gun on the test server. Shoots snowballs I believe
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Post by Fearhawk on Dec 9, 2013 20:55:21 GMT -8
Coat Hanger. I heard through my govt intelligence that my opponent will be a fetus.
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Post by dacommando on Dec 9, 2013 22:30:29 GMT -8
His girlfriend, let her just activate bitch mode and kill him herself.
And I'm single soooo... *thumbsup*
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Post by Hereticus on Dec 10, 2013 17:44:47 GMT -8
Wooden baseball bat. I want to see the splinters in my opponent...
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Post by commando0942 on Dec 10, 2013 18:29:14 GMT -8
A rapier and a dagger
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Post by tacosyeah on Dec 11, 2013 11:38:29 GMT -8
tacos
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Post by Pencil Stick on Dec 11, 2013 12:42:15 GMT -8
Tacos, your continual commitment to this theme in all situations is truly remarkable. Kudos to you, good sir.
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Post by wrexhammerhead on Dec 11, 2013 12:51:59 GMT -8
My opponent's reproductive organs.
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Post by magnifiscent on Dec 11, 2013 14:55:18 GMT -8
 Emei piercers. |
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Post by totalzone on Dec 13, 2013 15:00:12 GMT -8
Condoms, cause id fuck shit up.
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Post by TSilver on Dec 13, 2013 18:42:35 GMT -8
Condoms, cause id fuck shit up. Your opponent is a robot built in the likeness of Ron Jeremy and programmed with the sexual drive of a jackrabbit.  |
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Post by wrexhammerhead on Dec 14, 2013 12:50:36 GMT -8
Your opponent is a Burrito. Your son!!!!!! |
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Post by Hans1942 on Dec 16, 2013 11:13:02 GMT -8
one of my opponent's balls, frozen and used as a pellet for a snowball gun fight If the opponent gets the exact same weapon, doesn't he get one of your balls, frozen and used as a pellet for a snowball gun fight? |
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Post by wrexhammerhead on Dec 16, 2013 12:53:27 GMT -8
one of my opponent's balls, frozen and used as a pellet for a snowball gun fight If the opponent gets the exact same weapon, doesn't he get one of your balls, frozen and used as a pellet for a snowball gun fight? Maybe that's his fetish...... |
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Post by PoorRichard (AKA - The Guido) on Dec 22, 2013 19:53:33 GMT -8
My opponent's reproductive organs. So that means that your opponent will have your reproductive organs..... I don't know about you, but i definitely don't want krogan ovaries used against me! |
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Post by wrexhammerhead on Dec 23, 2013 18:01:46 GMT -8
My opponent's reproductive organs. So that means that your opponent will have your reproductive organs..... I don't know about you, but i definitely don't want krogan ovaries used against me! Hey you whore, you have time to make fun of me but not hop on TS at reasonable hours? |
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Post by colonelcuddles on Dec 23, 2013 18:19:35 GMT -8
So that means that your opponent will have your reproductive organs..... I don't know about you, but i definitely don't want krogan ovaries used against me! Hey you whore, you have time to make fun of me but not hop on TS at reasonable hours? yes. |
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Post by Killiden on Jan 20, 2014 15:42:19 GMT -8
Hey you whore, you have time to make fun of me but not hop on TS at reasonable hours? yes. Yes |
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Post by rj42 on Jan 20, 2014 19:57:04 GMT -8
My opponents heart?
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Post by Swatz on Jan 25, 2014 12:50:58 GMT -8
My opponents mothers left kidney
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Post by Hans1942 on Jan 26, 2014 11:15:41 GMT -8
Wow you really do hate your mother huh swatz?
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