Post by FortySixandTwo on Nov 7, 2013 23:46:47 GMT -8
Here ye, here ye!
Upon this day of our Lord, the Novembereth of the 7th day! The Portland Timbers hath slain the ignoble Seattle Sounders in the Western Conference Semi-Finals. Furthermore, the foul and most wretched Oregon Ducks art slain by the glorious and good Stanford Cardinal! Much rejoicing shall occur that the evil sport franchises hath paid for their wickedness in kind! I float mine handkerchief to those brave boys whose resolve hath slain these sinful beasts.
Upon this day of our Lord, the Novembereth of the 7th day! The Portland Timbers hath slain the ignoble Seattle Sounders in the Western Conference Semi-Finals. Furthermore, the foul and most wretched Oregon Ducks art slain by the glorious and good Stanford Cardinal! Much rejoicing shall occur that the evil sport franchises hath paid for their wickedness in kind! I float mine handkerchief to those brave boys whose resolve hath slain these sinful beasts.
