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Post by totalzone on Aug 29, 2013 16:21:22 GMT -8
Alright guys, Im turning 22 next friday and i want to get really drunk and go to the bars and use to terribly good pick up likes. So ive decided to fish for them on TxR's board. Since i know you guys get so much action and stuff hook a brother up with some of your lines.
Also i should have a story for saturday and stuff. Ive got this cute girl in my psy class that wants my nuts....cause she sat next to me and said hi and stuff, so i clearly im golden for getting laid on my birthday after i invite her.
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Post by italktowallss on Aug 29, 2013 16:28:57 GMT -8
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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Post by wrexhammerhead on Aug 29, 2013 17:05:29 GMT -8
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" This, all if this. |
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Post by Hereticus on Aug 29, 2013 18:20:15 GMT -8
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Post by Coltorl on Aug 29, 2013 18:25:13 GMT -8
"Yo, I'm horny, let's fuck."
Give her a forget me now
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Post by PoorRichard (AKA - The Guido) on Aug 29, 2013 19:18:33 GMT -8
Wanna come back to my place for some Italian sausage?
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Post by TSilver on Aug 29, 2013 20:40:08 GMT -8
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?  |
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Post by Swatz on Aug 30, 2013 5:06:13 GMT -8
yo
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Post by lazmonkey on Aug 30, 2013 5:26:49 GMT -8
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Post by hops on Aug 30, 2013 9:42:03 GMT -8
"Yep, we own the bank downtown. Want a private tour of board room?"
"All this money in my pocket is starting to make my back hurt."
I tend to hook up with a particular sort of girl.
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Post by FortySixandTwo on Aug 30, 2013 11:09:21 GMT -8
That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I would be cumming too.
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Post by snoggy on Aug 30, 2013 11:39:59 GMT -8
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Post by dacommando on Sept 1, 2013 20:59:22 GMT -8
Want to hit up the arena for a little PvP action?
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Post by tacosyeah on Sept 3, 2013 19:31:34 GMT -8
I've found great success with pretending to be a time traveler.
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Post by hops on Sept 7, 2013 20:13:17 GMT -8
I know it's past your birthday now, but events tonight reminded me to mention that "Hey, you look like Starbuck!" doesn't ever work at all. I keep trying anyhow. If it does work someday, she's the one.
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Post by Pencil Stick on Sept 8, 2013 9:45:48 GMT -8
"Should I buy you a drink or just give you the money?"
Actually, my previous girlfriend I first picked up with "This party is lame, do you wanna go back to my place and watch DBZ?"
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Post by Swatz on Sept 8, 2013 10:07:31 GMT -8
"I have a pencil that needa you're case." Pencil puns all I got |
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Post by zlater on Sept 13, 2013 9:20:17 GMT -8
The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you!
Used it a bunch of times...
No, it never worked....
But I'm no Hook-up magnet either!!!!!!
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