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Post by vicven on Mar 14, 2014 21:12:35 GMT -8
1) Which rank are you requesting? Champion 2) Do you meet the outlined criteria for your Promotion (copy and paste the specific requirements)? •Excel in a particular role •Frequent participation in Planetside events •Attend ops more often than not (66% attendance rate) •Keep kicking ass •Inactivity or poor personal conduct are grounds for demotion YES!!!! 3) Why do you want a Promotion? To advance myself within the Outfit, improve my leadership to the best of my abilities, and be a role model for new players. 4) What’s your current In-Game Battle Rank? 51 soon to be 52 5) Looking at your certifications page, what Infantry Class/Vehicle do you have the most percentage unlocked with? Heavy/Lighting 6) Tell me a Joke! Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.  |
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Post by dclxvi on Mar 15, 2014 12:29:10 GMT -8
We always need more champs. But I implore you to work on your jokes. You managed to ONLY offend dandruff sufferers with that one. A good joke is measured by its ability to offend at least 30% of Earth's population.
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Post by vicven on Mar 15, 2014 14:31:51 GMT -8
So no promotion only for a joke? I think is harsh to say that I've hurt 30% of the population, i find it inaccurate. If you measure my ability in how I tell a joke vs. how much effort I put to strive in this outfit compared to the jokes we hear in Team Speak. A joke is irrelevant regardless, I hope you understand that the important part is my ability to perform my task. Not my ability to tell a joke.
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Post by FortySixandTwo on Mar 15, 2014 14:36:43 GMT -8
Deci is just joking, and isn't responsible for promotions.
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Post by vicven on Mar 15, 2014 14:43:05 GMT -8
Ohhhh! HAHAHAH!!!! Gosh I just didn't understand what he was saying! I'm having a bad hair day.
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Post by vicven on Mar 15, 2014 14:44:26 GMT -8
We always need more champs. But I implore you to work on your jokes. You managed to ONLY offend dandruff sufferers with that one. A good joke is measured by its ability to offend at least 30% of Earth's population. Word. LOL! Ignore my comment. I'll try harder in tell a joke, promise. |
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Post by FortySixandTwo on Mar 17, 2014 23:45:16 GMT -8
I have officially submitted your application to be voted upon by high(er) leadership. You will have your answer during FNO announcements(Friday the 21st). If you are not recognized during announcements, seppuku or other ritualized suicide is recommened to retain family honor.
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Post by TSilver on Mar 18, 2014 0:33:04 GMT -8
I have officially submitted your application to be voted upon by high(er) leadership. You will have your answer during FNO announcements(Friday the 21st). If you are not recognized during announcements, seppuku or other ritualized suicide is recommened to retain family honor. Vicven, I volunteer to be your second, to kill you cleanly when your suffering is at its worst. *readies butterknife*  |
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Post by magnifiscent on Mar 18, 2014 10:35:18 GMT -8
Damn man, they drop the charges one time and suddenly you're offering to off everyone...
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Post by TSilver on Mar 18, 2014 13:06:28 GMT -8
Damn man, they drop the charges one time and suddenly you're offering to off everyone... I thought I was best qualified. |
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Post by vicven on Mar 18, 2014 16:39:56 GMT -8
TSilver, It would be a true honor to have you as my second in my ceremonial disembowelment. I could only hope you have my tant? ready when the time comes.
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Post by vicven on Mar 18, 2014 16:43:08 GMT -8
I have officially submitted your application to be voted upon by high(er) leadership. You will have your answer during FNO announcements(Friday the 21st). If you are not recognized during announcements, seppuku or other ritualized suicide is recommened to retain family honor. Amazing, the 21st is my birthday. It could only go two ways, they both will be accepted with the highest honor. |
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Post by Pencil Stick on Mar 18, 2014 17:22:38 GMT -8
I have officially submitted your application to be voted upon by high(er) leadership. You will have your answer during FNO announcements(Friday the 21st). If you are not recognized during announcements, seppuku or other ritualized suicide is recommened to retain family honor. I knew there was a reason we put you in charge of this! |
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Post by dclxvi on Mar 19, 2014 10:01:11 GMT -8
Deci is just joking, and isn't responsible for promotions. Pretty much this. |
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