Post by Pencil Stick on Jun 25, 2013 19:20:03 GMT -8
1) Which rank are you requesting?
I am requesting the rank of Commander.
2) Do you meet the outlined criteria for your Promotion (copy and paste the specific requirements)?
-Served in the Outfit for at least 5 Months
Bitch, I got a separate attic for the boxes of war medals from my beta days.
-Help Maintain the Outfit and Forums
I’m active on the forums basically every day. It’s actually the first little tile on my Chrome start page, it gets opened third every time I start my browser, right after Facebook and Reddit, in that order.
-Must have Unlocked 100% in Squad Leader Certs
Max spawn beacon is like a phallic sunderer that fits in your pocket!
-Represents TXR effectively in Global Command Chat
When I’m sober, they know how great and effective TXR is. I always try to coordinate with other leaders, especially those we know closely and respect highly.
When I’m drunk, I do all that, plus I might tell them if I’m naked or if they should get out of the biolab or something.
-Must Actively Recruit for the Outfit
I won the recruitment drive!
-Must Actively work at diplomacy with other outfits
I frequently join my fellow officers in making sure the TTA can’t hear themselves think on their own TeamSpeak.
-Organizes Special Events for the outfit
Invented Traitor Tuesday, participates in all special events whenever available, plus, my Garry’s Mod server is kicking into high gear for those seeking respite from Planetside.
-Helps solve intra-outfit and inter-outfit conflicts
The events with NOVA are as yet an open book, but I feel I’ve done my part in both being diplomatic and conciliatory, and standing up for my dudes. You can expect more of the same in the future.
-Has an assigned "Job" that helps with outfit maintenance (example: Recruitment Moderator)
Official Total Recoil Fluffer and Cabana Boy
-Works well with peers
Is this a euphemism? How sexy should I be getting here?
-Demonstrates an advanced knowledge of game mechanics and strategy
I invented the Troll and Roll, and have a great deal of command experience.
-Able to quickly implement orders and delegate effectively
As long as I’m less than one bowl deep, I got it.
-(Mandatory) Special Commendation or Recommendation from at least 3 Superiors
I will suck your dick forcrack heroin fun recommendations.
-Must apply for Leadership Promotion
See above.
3) Why do you want a Promotion?
I’ve been around long enough to know people here and see how things go down. We’re at a bit of a turning point with our outfit. On the one hand, some of the old guard are losing interest in Planetside, and seeking alternatives with the crew, but on the other, we’ve continued to have an influx of fresh, new recruits to keep our core Planetside game going. I wanna help steer this ship wherever it’s going.
Additionally, if I’m being honest, I wanna see if I can get this promotion before Hereticus does.
4) How active are you in recruiting new members for the outfit?
I’ve continued to recruit whenever I’m leading anyone in anything.
5) Since you have entered Leadership what have you done to make TXR a better outfit?
If I had a dollar for every time I made one of you fuckers laugh, I’d be writing this application from a gold plated PC on the 100ft. screen of the home theater of my huge mansion on my private island. Or something.
6) What rank would you love to see yourself in eventually?
Once I have leveled up sufficiently in the outfit, I will redo the ranking system to include “God Emperor” rank, appoint myself to it, and ascend to the heavens to reign upon my kingdom and it’s people for eternity.
7) What ideas do you have to make Total Recoil better?
We need to find a balance between Planetside at our core, and other games. I’ve got some suggestions, including Gmod, which I’m pursuing now, but let’s be honest, we don’t have a very long attention span. We just need to keep hopping around and finding new stuff to do. We all have a great time gaming together, so we just gotta keep it fresh, whatever we do.
I am requesting the rank of Commander.
2) Do you meet the outlined criteria for your Promotion (copy and paste the specific requirements)?
-Served in the Outfit for at least 5 Months
Bitch, I got a separate attic for the boxes of war medals from my beta days.
-Help Maintain the Outfit and Forums
I’m active on the forums basically every day. It’s actually the first little tile on my Chrome start page, it gets opened third every time I start my browser, right after Facebook and Reddit, in that order.
-Must have Unlocked 100% in Squad Leader Certs
Max spawn beacon is like a phallic sunderer that fits in your pocket!
-Represents TXR effectively in Global Command Chat
When I’m sober, they know how great and effective TXR is. I always try to coordinate with other leaders, especially those we know closely and respect highly.
When I’m drunk, I do all that, plus I might tell them if I’m naked or if they should get out of the biolab or something.
-Must Actively Recruit for the Outfit
I won the recruitment drive!
-Must Actively work at diplomacy with other outfits
I frequently join my fellow officers in making sure the TTA can’t hear themselves think on their own TeamSpeak.
-Organizes Special Events for the outfit
Invented Traitor Tuesday, participates in all special events whenever available, plus, my Garry’s Mod server is kicking into high gear for those seeking respite from Planetside.
-Helps solve intra-outfit and inter-outfit conflicts
The events with NOVA are as yet an open book, but I feel I’ve done my part in both being diplomatic and conciliatory, and standing up for my dudes. You can expect more of the same in the future.
-Has an assigned "Job" that helps with outfit maintenance (example: Recruitment Moderator)
Official Total Recoil Fluffer and Cabana Boy
-Works well with peers
Is this a euphemism? How sexy should I be getting here?
-Demonstrates an advanced knowledge of game mechanics and strategy
I invented the Troll and Roll, and have a great deal of command experience.
-Able to quickly implement orders and delegate effectively
As long as I’m less than one bowl deep, I got it.
-(Mandatory) Special Commendation or Recommendation from at least 3 Superiors
I will suck your dick for
-Must apply for Leadership Promotion
See above.
3) Why do you want a Promotion?
I’ve been around long enough to know people here and see how things go down. We’re at a bit of a turning point with our outfit. On the one hand, some of the old guard are losing interest in Planetside, and seeking alternatives with the crew, but on the other, we’ve continued to have an influx of fresh, new recruits to keep our core Planetside game going. I wanna help steer this ship wherever it’s going.
Additionally, if I’m being honest, I wanna see if I can get this promotion before Hereticus does.
4) How active are you in recruiting new members for the outfit?
I’ve continued to recruit whenever I’m leading anyone in anything.
5) Since you have entered Leadership what have you done to make TXR a better outfit?
If I had a dollar for every time I made one of you fuckers laugh, I’d be writing this application from a gold plated PC on the 100ft. screen of the home theater of my huge mansion on my private island. Or something.
6) What rank would you love to see yourself in eventually?
Once I have leveled up sufficiently in the outfit, I will redo the ranking system to include “God Emperor” rank, appoint myself to it, and ascend to the heavens to reign upon my kingdom and it’s people for eternity.
7) What ideas do you have to make Total Recoil better?
We need to find a balance between Planetside at our core, and other games. I’ve got some suggestions, including Gmod, which I’m pursuing now, but let’s be honest, we don’t have a very long attention span. We just need to keep hopping around and finding new stuff to do. We all have a great time gaming together, so we just gotta keep it fresh, whatever we do.
